dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.
So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.
by YAWA September 19, 2021
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Back chebs

When someone is so fat that it looks like their back has “chebs
“Have you seen how fat that girl is”
“Yeah, she has massive back chebs
by Joker7227 May 25, 2021
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cottage back

A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in one’s inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.
My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.
by Mrs. Columbia June 12, 2008
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Back Budder

Busch Light gives me back budder.

This shitter is absolutely disgusting. Someone blew back budder all over the rim.

I was trotting to the shitter as quickly as I could but I still squeezed some back budder into my skivvies.
by Eaton Holgoode June 05, 2018
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back to whack

The act of two people sitting back to back while masturbating.
Me and my best friend John wanted to jerk off together but we didn't want to see each other doing it. So we just back to whacked it.
by HeyItsYaBoi June 27, 2017
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Back Choke

The act where your sexual partner of choice is on their stomach while reciving a back massage or having sexual intercorse WHILE you cuff your hands around there neck lightly choking them
Kurt likes to back choke Hanna during climax
by Thesexpert March 11, 2014
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Sweater Back

A person especially a man with a hairy back.
Friend : Dang, look @ Chet with out a shirt on he's got a gross hairy back.
You: Yeah, he's a fucking Sweater Back.
by Phil Dees October 01, 2019
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