The relatively small amount of semen ejaculated by teens who masturbate at a young age. Typically, Baby Loads are most often seen in the 11 to 13 year range, but can be present in people of any age.
The term can also define any load or ejaculate which is sub par in density. Presence of Baby Loads is much more common in chronic masturbatory cases.
The term can also define any load or ejaculate which is sub par in density. Presence of Baby Loads is much more common in chronic masturbatory cases.
*Friends find video of a friend masturbating on his laptop from several years prior*
Steve: Bro, I've just seen a video of you tuggin'! Daaamn!
Matt: Fuck man, don't judge me! I was like, 14! I was shootin' Baby Loads back then!
Steve: Bro, I've just seen a video of you tuggin'! Daaamn!
Matt: Fuck man, don't judge me! I was like, 14! I was shootin' Baby Loads back then!
by whereised March 21, 2011
Get the Baby Loadsmug. An insult against people, mostly children, calling them a failed abortion through the hanger method where you would insert a hanger in the vagina attempting to kill the baby. If the baby survives and is born then they are a hanger baby (normally having brain damage).
by msfnxy June 3, 2021
Get the Hanger Babymug. After a wild night of partying and sex, the woman realized she may be pregnant with a milkshake baby.
by cgrgnr March 29, 2010
Get the Milkshake Babymug. Philip flopped on the floor as soon as he entered Shawn ' s apartment.
"You silly floor baby" said shawn.
"You silly floor baby" said shawn.
by philbobaggins October 26, 2016
Get the Floor Babymug. The youngest child of a family, usually with a large age gap between that child and the next youngest. Generally a product of a mom who had the kid in their 40s or later.
I had my first three kids in my 20s. I thought I had entered menopause when I turned 40 as I stopped having my period. But it turns out I was pregnant with my "oops baby."
by unsolicitedadvicelady August 25, 2017
Get the oops babymug. The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.
Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."
Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"
Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"
by Odeebee August 10, 2017
Get the Bag of Babiesmug. A baby born after the loss of a child.
Examples: A child that is born alive and survives after a miscarriage, stillbirth or the death of a child of any age.
Examples: A child that is born alive and survives after a miscarriage, stillbirth or the death of a child of any age.
"Jordan is my rainbow baby 🌈. After the loss of my child I didn't think I could go on, but then I found out I was having a baby and I knew she was going to be someone worth sticking around for.
I miss eldest child every day, but her rainbow baby sister carries on her name and we live on to make her proud."
I miss eldest child every day, but her rainbow baby sister carries on her name and we live on to make her proud."
by Hilarityrarity December 18, 2021
Get the Rainbow Babymug.