awkward creeper 

a very awkward child who is also a creeper!

Kayla Cohen is such an awkward creeper..

awkward creeper by iloversyou! March 10, 2008

awkward lapdance

where you sit on someone's lap, and have no intentions of what going or, what your doing, or what gonna happen..so you bust out and start dancing on their leg.

awkward lapdance.
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*

awkward lapdance by tori666 February 2, 2009

awkward hand 

When a guy's arm is around a girl's waist, and the hand of that arm awkwardly rests beside her if the guy is too afraid to place it on her thigh, butt, etc. Often confused with awkward arm, but is not the same thing

Boy: "Dude, talk about an awkward hand when you were cuddling with Matt the other night!"

Girl: "I know! Someone needs to tell him to do something about that."

awkward hand by Awkward Handed March 20, 2010

Awkward turtle 

This is the mascot for an awkward moment.

It is done by placeing your hands on top of each other, and spining your thumbs forward in a circular motion. This creats the creature know as awkward turtle.

Unlike American sign language this actually is the sign for turtle in British sign language.

YOU

"You only get Aids from sexing up monkeys"

PERSON SITTING NEXT TO YOU

"I have Aids"

YOU

"haha awkward turtle"

Awkward turtle by kat123xx August 20, 2011

awkward turtle 

1. Something that should never be used 2. When an awkward moment occurr, you place one hand face down in the air. Carely(very carefully) place you second hand on top of the first facing the same way. Your thumbs should now be on opposite sides and you wiggling them in a forward position when the awkward moment happens. By that point, you should probably walk away from whatever you are doing.

Bruce lee:Yeah, last week, i was taking a piss and i realized i had a wart on my penis.
ChuckNorris: I would do the awkward turtle, but im chuck norris and I'm way too cool for that and it reminds of this one fat annoying girl from high school.

awkward turtle by ChuckNorrisOnUrbanDictionary January 17, 2007

Awkward Turtle 

A really awkward person.
Such as Andrew Kursh

ME: Andrew Kursh is such an awkward turtle!
RANDOM PERSON: oh i know! jesus christ wont he just shut the fuck up?

Awkward Turtle by Annonymous2 December 9, 2008

awkward pony 

the act of being retarded

"dude kids that are homeschooled are socially awkward ponyed"

awkward pony by Alliebabowa December 5, 2007