spot hound

Someone who, when someone pulls out, stays where they are, intending to take their space and generally taking up a lot of room.

The man in the silver Lexus was being a complete spot hound and stole my parking space.

by laxbroseph. January 25, 2011

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Spotted Egg

When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts

I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

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Porking Spot

A parking spot, often scenic, which is chosen merely as a location for in-car sexual activity.

I guess everyone else thinks it's a good porking spot too.

by Oxford Commanist November 23, 2010

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SPOTTED APE

IE MISSING LINK

the missing connection between all other spotted animals and ape human ancestry

Man, if I could have seen some spotted apes nigga, and then some spotted peoples, I wouldn't have thought that civilization was only five hundred years old and that human beings were engineered by a foreign civilization

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Spot Creepin'

Occurs when you are walking through the mall parking lot back to your car and a car slowly follows you so they can get your spot.

bro1: dude where did we park?

bro2: why is that car following us bro?

bro1: dude dont worry they're just spot creepin'.

bro2: oh i can figgadeal that mad hard.

bro1: chyeeaaah!

(get in car pull out of spot, and car following pulls into said parking spot)

by bromontana179010 February 20, 2010

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