as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick

The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)

Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

sam ross-asplet

Absolutely awesome. There are almost no words to describe him. He is perfect, handsome, amazing, Loyal and Brave. He is extremely talented and has bulging Muscles.

Sam Ross-Asplet is not described by words.

by Speedy1226 August 27, 2018

Thomas the asparagus

a long slender little hoe who resembles an asparagus. bitch-like.

look at Thomas the asparagus over there. ha, loser

by that boy thiccc October 15, 2018

spit weed asparagus

slang for "fucking your dad"

"hey look its John,spit weed asparagus"

by ur mom and ur dad June 1, 2021

Call me Asparagus

Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day

DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023

Aspergers

A syndrome that sounds suspiciously like "ass burgers."

"Hey, Paul, I done gone and shat out an aspergers!

by RadioKing01 November 30, 2009

Asperger's Syndrome

Asperger's syndrome is a disease that is a mild variant of autism. "Aspies" tend to have the same social, organizational, and sensory difficulties as other autistic individuals, but their intelligence, communication and developmental abilities are not as affected by their disease as their peers. They also may exibit the same symptoms as their peers with ADD or ADHD (concentration, tendency to create errors due to speed, etc). Many adults that were simply "daydreamers" are now believed or known to be diagnosed with this disease. Many are NOT emotionally disturbed and may go on to lead sucessful (college, job, family, independant) lives.

Some of the greatest human minds are believed to be autistic; Albert Einstien and Thomas Edison are among them. Asperger's syndrome also affects the lives of many non-famous people.

by Jessica B April 9, 2006