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Old Cock

When somebody is lost whilst hiking they will get out a compass to orientate themselves and correct course if needed
Glenn and Steve were hiking across the moors and Steve insisted that they were lost, so Glenn said he'll have to get his old cock out again to make sure they were heading in the right direction.
by OwDo May 12, 2021
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old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.
Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018
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Old iron

An older woman that does sexual favors for you without pay
That old iron hasn't been getting any play.
by Low-Key bruh September 5, 2023
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the old tie-in

when you find something out one day, and then it keeps popping up in your every day life!
Scotty: "i watched Lord of the Rings for the first time last week and I've been hearing references to it everyday since!"

ex. Scotty: "ugh!! we're never going to be done with these dishes!"

Zach: "we may yet Mr. frodo, we may yet."

Scotty: "the old tie-in!!!!!"
by bitchincamaroXD November 26, 2010
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Old tricks

Dropping the hand on a girl without foreplay or kissing.
Fat Pat did old tricks last night in the middle of the pub.
by Fat Pat Lad August 26, 2013
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Old Church

An old church is a beautiful masterpiece of religious architecture and will stand out in any town or setting. Old Churches that are either made from wood or from stone are different from more modern churches simply because they feature a beautiful relaxing space with lots of nice colours. Lots of elegant churches like this can be found a lot in England, America, Australia and New Zealand. They look the best when they are in a country setting with surrounding trees and lakes.
I prefer "Old Churches" rather than modern churches
by BlackTie12 February 21, 2020
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old bag

There's no bag like an old bag, there's no bag I know...

Every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.
Most old bags belong to the bitchin' and moanin' (B&M) club.
by Jimbo Creamer July 25, 2010
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