Time Addiction

Persistently asking the people around you what time is, even if all they do is mention the word time. A strenuous yet deep exercise used to work the mind, irritate those around you, and shut up those who do not have the experience that exists to debate the properties of time.

Earl: "We need another beer to add to Excalibur."
Zach: "Ok. Lets walk to the store."
Earl: "We're not going to have enough time"
Zach: "REALLY. But what is time?"
Earl: "You have a serious time addiction."
Zach: "What is time?"

by charidith June 22, 2010

script addict

someone who is not only addicted to irc but also to the program's that let you connect to irc, script is the equivalent to a crackheads pipe, as it delivers the "fix"

porch is a script addict

by porch October 28, 2007

Visual addict

Enthusiastic devotee of art, who receives ineffable pleasure from observing it in its seven forms and particularly from photography.

She is such a visual addict, she spends hours looking at photographs.

by Maripu December 20, 2016

Addiction

The act of playing Minecraft all day and listening to Minecraft despacito in the car.

Person a: come on we’re leaving
Person b: I don’t think so I only got 2 diamonds and I’ve been mining for 7 hours
Person a: what the frick ur addiction is mining away...

by Iplayminecrafteveryday November 11, 2019

Addiction

Natalie Cotter has an addiction to roblox

Natalie has an addiction

by Natalie Cotter November 15, 2019

ship addict

a ship addict is someone who is obsessed with shipping people. Even if they are unshippable This person will come up with the most ridiculous ship EVER. Probably a 6th grade girl or an annoying girl.

Person 1:She shipped Emma and Shawn just because Emma helped Shawn with question 7.

Person 2: Yeah, she is such a ship addict
Ship Addict: I sHIp it!!!!!

by Socially awkward cat April 24, 2019

Facebook taggroup addict

A Facebook taggroup addict is a person who becomes a fan of almost every single tag page that facebook has to offer. These individuals spend most of their time looking for pages that they closely associate with. These individuals believe that by becoming members of such pages, it reflects their personality.

Another reason Facebook taggroup addict might join such groups is because the group page may contain a humorous picture. However, most of these groups on facebook require that a user first become a member in order to see the content. Human curiosity will take over the tag-addict, so they will almost inevitably join the group in order to see the content.

A Facebook taggroup addict is easy to spot.

There are no known cures for Facebook taggroup addiction. The best a group-addict can do is join enough pages to the point where facebook will not let them become a member of anymore groups. The current limit for groups that a single user can have is around 2000.

"Look at her, she's a member of 200+ taggroups, she must be a complete Facebook taggroup addict"

"Mein gott, he keeps tagging me in 10 taggroups a day, I think this Facebook taggroup addict needs some help!"

by Letter M April 25, 2019