The aaron

The art of finger fucking a pet tortoise

Oh wow Owen, did you see Joel give that tortoise ‘the aaron’? He was a good 3cm deep

by Gannonz July 13, 2019

Amazonian Brush Fire

When a man is having sexual relations with a woman and just before he ejaculates; he pulls out, lights the woman's pubic hair on fire, and then puts the flames out with his semen.

I kept telling my girlfriend to shave her massive bush or I would do something about it. She soon found out the fire extinguishing capabilities of semen as I performed an Amazonian Brush Fire.

by boshizzle13 February 2, 2010

Aaron

A particularly unreliable fuck, commonly found having extremely nappy hair. Its native habitat is Asia, but it's found in southern United States, among other places.

"I told you to do the damn dishes, stop being an Aaron!"
"Mother, can you help me with my homework?" "Shut up son, I didn't name you Aaron for a reason."
"Hey dad, I'm gonna take a shower now." "Good, wash that Aaron out of your system."

by Freeda Slaves November 10, 2013

Aaron burr

The fucking idiot who killed ALEXANDER HAMILTON THE BEST PERSON IN THE FUCKING WORLD just because he wanted to be president the idiot who had the cutest child called Theodosa what I'm in love with and the fucking cunt who every one should hate

Oh your such a Aaron burr

by Hamiltonlover February 19, 2018

amazon

a website where people can buy cds, dvds, vhs, gmaes, software, books, and other expensive crap... many geeks people use this site for finding covers to print them to their illegally downloaded music... www.amazon.com

i really don't know...amazon.com

by Anis January 9, 2006

amazon chain

chain connecting nipple rings

She wore a gold amazon chain.

by stretchabc January 21, 2008

aaronbutcko

the act of sticking a live mammal into your rectum via a paper towl roll

The Doctor said its not healthy to "aaronbutcko" a gerbil into your ass

by decenzot June 14, 2011