Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.

by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022

scoops

If you find someone by the name of "scoops" than its probably not their name and they most likely play roblox at the age of 16. this person is also most likely female and is not ok with nsfw until 20

scoops, you smell like pussy

by Issac mangrove July 31, 2022

scooped mids

A phrase typically associated with 90s death metal guitars. It is used to describe a guitar sound that has had midrange frequencies removed to create a more sinister and crisp tonality.

Bruh the guitar on that album sounds crushing with those scooped mids.

by Bass_emperor22 September 3, 2022

manual scoop loader

a shovel

i was a construction engineer in the military, we spent lots of time digging trenches by hand, i was basically a manual scoop loader operator

by SweetSoulMusicman November 30, 2022

Scoop team

Scoop team could be a high class group of individuals representing some sort of gang or mob of people

Oh fuck he look like he would be in a scoop team

by Scoop teams leader October 9, 2022

The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.

"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."

by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022

Goop n scoop

The process of adding an exxxtra load of nutt to your peanut butter to obtain the maximum amount of protein for your gainz

Non-gooper: Woah, James has really been looking huge recently!! He must be on gear

Pro-gooper: nah man, he's been scooping goop!

Non-gooper: ah, I see. The old goop n scoop

by Goop enthusiest June 2, 2022