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Plastic Surgery

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Plastic Patient "I did it to feel better about myself!"

Hym "That isn't a thing! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! I'm heated! I'm tight off of that! Ok! Ok... That isn't a thing that exists. There is no 'better about yourself' to feel. It's like Santa Claus. You're trying to find Santa Claus. No matter how much time you spend scouring the north pole, you're not going to find Santa Claus. There's no Santa Claus to find! That's what 'doing things to feel better about yourself' is like. So plastic surgery, anything like that. It isn't a thing that exists. It doesn't matter what you do. You're never going to feel better about yourself. It isn't real. It's not a thing. Stop trying to do it. It's irritating to watch."

Plastic Surgeon "You know you can make a pretty decent living as a plastic surgeon."

Hym "I'm going to murder you. I'm going to kill you and I'm not going to stop with you. I'll kill and kill and when I'm done killing all of you I'm going to train more plastic surgeons jist so I will have more plastic surgeons to kill. I won't ever stop! Train. Murder. Train. Murder. That's what my life is going to be from now on. For eternity. Because I know once I start I'll never be able to sate my thirst for surgeon blood. Aliens will pick up the radio signals we shot into space and behind them will be the screams of surgeons, echoing through the universe. 'AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH! MY FACE! MY FAAAACE! HE'S CARVING MY FAAAACE!!!' "
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
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plastic cockney

One who puts on a fake London accent and adopts dialectical features which do not suit his/her own personality. Ultimately resulting in looking like a jeb end.
That Danny is a right plastic cockney I bet he was born in fucking Buckingham
by Rascal Mondays August 22, 2015
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plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
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plastic grave

a plastic container in which controlled substance is packaged
Donnas plastic grave is orange, she picks up her zan bars from the pharmacy.
by saavy chimp August 13, 2025
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green plastic bag

Best way to store and preserve ur weed Flimsy and secret way to go. Container for the above
I was pretty high on weed and I realized that all my marijuana is stored in a green plastic bag so I thought that was pretty cool whatever but I had a couple beers dat tasted pretty good but I wanted extra food so it was the time to finish up those tacos and the chips and dip then take a nap I still have the green plastic bag until the rv queen says no more I can go on and on...
by yes juanito yes September 10, 2022
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Plastic Fan

Someone who whores their allegiance out to multiple different sports teams from the same sport. While some only support two clubs in the same sport, there are fans out there who produce enough plastic to wipe out the entire turtle population with their outrageous team body count.
I have this friend who isn't even from England but he still follows the premier league. He's such a plastic fan, he goes for Brentford and Chelsea, despite the fact that they are both in West London and will be rivals after Chelsea becomes a small club when their Russian sugar daddy leaves them.
by Kenneth Out April 19, 2022
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