When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.
David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
by %Boiiii December 11, 2016
Get the Fap-attackmug. Person 1: "What's something you've done purely out of the goodness of your heart, but never told anyone?"
Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."
Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"
Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."
Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"
by KuwagaRaiger January 24, 2022
Get the Pity Fapmug. Like the great Shaolin Monks of the majestic Tibetan Monasteries, fap aficionados must go through incredible amounts of training and meditation to achieve seminal enlightenment.
Now, there are two key words that all fap aficionados must know: speed and endurance.
The average joe will often finish masturbating in 9-15 minutes, as studies show. However, a fap aficionado will be able to blow these times out of the water with a staggering 45 seconds-2 minutes (and that takes dedication!).
To be able to go so hard, the fap aficionado must learn how to endure the pain and sheer intensity of the “2-minute quickie”, as this is a very hard thing to do. One must exercise their hand muscles to the point of being able to crush an unripe walnut with one singular hand.
But this is not all, young child, the fap aficionado must also know how to do the fap and piss maneuver. This specific technique takes ages to master, and can cause the “doer” of the task extreme pain, or even nut shut.
With these skills and traits combined, anyone who has a penis can master their shaft and become one of the greats.
Now, there are two key words that all fap aficionados must know: speed and endurance.
The average joe will often finish masturbating in 9-15 minutes, as studies show. However, a fap aficionado will be able to blow these times out of the water with a staggering 45 seconds-2 minutes (and that takes dedication!).
To be able to go so hard, the fap aficionado must learn how to endure the pain and sheer intensity of the “2-minute quickie”, as this is a very hard thing to do. One must exercise their hand muscles to the point of being able to crush an unripe walnut with one singular hand.
But this is not all, young child, the fap aficionado must also know how to do the fap and piss maneuver. This specific technique takes ages to master, and can cause the “doer” of the task extreme pain, or even nut shut.
With these skills and traits combined, anyone who has a penis can master their shaft and become one of the greats.
Marv: Bro, you’ll never get done in time, the teacher’s gonna ask where you are!
Billy: Relax Marvin, I’m a fap aficionado, I can handle this.
Billy: Relax Marvin, I’m a fap aficionado, I can handle this.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
Get the Fap Aficionadomug. by Sinir June 1, 2020
Get the Vent fapmug. by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015
Get the spite-fapmug. An animated, ephemeral version of a dick pick, often shared through the popular Snapchat social platform.
by Monsieur S March 17, 2016
Get the Fap Snapmug. by Johnny coxvile August 20, 2017
Get the The fap-bastardmug.