Freedom from school

The one thing we cant get and we will never get.

Kid: "FREEDOM FROM SCHOOL!"
Teachers: "What a nice dream."

by Badaboy88776@ April 9, 2025

Freedom Fry Nazi

Those dickheads who stormed the Capitol

“Some Freedom Fry Nazi in the comment section got so butthurt so easily today”

by Double A’s February 2, 2022

freedom stalking

The act of rejoicing in seeing freedoms taken away from people who have opposing views.

Classic example of freedom stalking:
Did you see that guy get arrested for accusing that black guy for stealing?
Woah that's messed up bro. Why you gotta say he's black and stealing?
Well he's stealing and he's black, so... why arrest the guy reporting it?

by dEdzilla July 30, 2023

Freedom girl

A girl that has a pair of the baggy hippy pants and has the basic white girl tattoos. She’s very hair and most likely taken a gap year to find herself

She’s a freedom girl because She’s been to Thailand to help the community and has fed elephants and wants to Africa to feed African kids and teach how to count because she wants to show Instagram she’s got a heart.
#oh my God Thailand is so like amazing and spiritual and I think you should like really your part me go

by Beast99. November 23, 2021

"Better" Freedom

See, it's not like hedonistic freedom. It's better! Because instead of doing the thing that you want to do... You do the thing that I THINK people (in general) SHOULD do. It's like, instead of using your OWN will... You use MY will instead... Like, if you want to do a thing that I don't want you to do... You should not be able to do it... And I'm not talking about the laws that are negotiated by elected representatives... What I'm talking about is MY will being superordinate to that of the individual in a sort of universalized ethic that is imposed on everyone... For their own good...

Hym "And it seems to be the case that a lot of business owners think like this. 'Yeah, I love people but do you know what would male people even better? They'd be better if they lived in accordance with MY will instead of their own. Like, if I wrote a mission statement and then everyone just does that.... Or they starve.... You know? Doesn't that sound great!?' And it's funny to see Jordan try to make me 'dance for my supper' (Thanks wisecracked) because he thinks he's proving a point by bringing all of these guests on that promulgate propositions that are analogous to the propositions I've made in the past but all he's managed to do is prove MY POINT! Instead of the one he's trying to make about me not being important or necessary. Because, at a certain point, it doesn't matter how hard you work or how good you are... At a certain point an arbitration is made as to who is promoted and who is not. THAT is why he needs the hierarchy of dcaooummtiphneoatrneicntecye! So that HE can remain the decider of who goes up and who stays down. He decides how they are framed to be viewed by his viewers (who can't think and will accept the frame he imposes). That's his "Better" Freedom. It's freedom except what happens to you is what OUGHT to happen to you according to HIM.... And not ME Hym but HIM him."

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 12, 2019

freedom void

Bullet Hole

After Jimmy blew off steam and emptied his clip, the sign was littered with freedom voids.

by mneag July 28, 2022