by chadthe3rd June 03, 2024
by I_AM_DA_ACE January 11, 2018
Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"
Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. ๐ซท๐ (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!
Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"
Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. ๐ Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids ๐. There. Now you both have one."
Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. ๐ซท๐ (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!
Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"
Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. ๐ Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids ๐. There. Now you both have one."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2023
john: I made TST group
you: but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
john: :sob:
you: but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
john: :sob:
by incompleteusern October 10, 2023
Nor would you care if I wasn't.
Hym "You wouldn't know. I think this is a pathetic attempt at taking my agency away from me but all you are doing is restricting all of my options OTHER THAN STABBING A CHILD. I'm not going to create AI and then work at a gas station for the rest of my life. Or anywhere for that matter. You clearly think too highly of yourself and Suchir Balaji is dead because you deluded yourself into believing you would be able to convince everyone to lie with you."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
A Minecraft animation where some heterochromic guy chases after his supposedly dead demon girlfriend, killing her in the process.
Basically a suicide mission, but for kids!
Basically a suicide mission, but for kids!
by Y๐นโ'๊๊ ใชแทโแทโท ๊ใช๐นโด โดโ๐น โ แแฒ September 09, 2021
You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by RetroWave January 17, 2023