Functional Woman

A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.
“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”
by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018
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Woman in PHLEGM

Similar to Woman in STEM, but PHLEGM stands for Philosophy, History, Latin, English, Greek and Music.
So basically just Woman in STEM but for the humanities.
Got an A* in my English essay, I’m such a Woman in PHLEGM
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trunk woman

A woman you wouldn't typically take home but you're too inebriated to know better. Then in the morning you put her in the trunk so nobody sees you with them.
"He was so drunk he took a trunk woman home"
by Socially Unacceptable April 23, 2016
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Embodied Woman

As opposed to the meaning of the word "Woman" in "Discursive" (Language) or "Performative" (a la Butler et al.) terms, the term Embodied Woman refers to women for whom the body has been the site of experiencing their femaleness.
I say I am a woman not because I feel like a woman or because of the clothes I desire to wear but because this patriarchal society's response to my existence as a human being has had a lot to do with the fact that I have boobs and a vagina. Moreover, I have the capacity to get pregnant, and I get periods and all the bodily experiences that come with it such as PMS, PCOD, cramps, etc. Thus I say that I am an Embodied Woman.
by Class struggle memes July 19, 2022
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windmill woman

A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.
"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
by ZakkTheSneak September 09, 2017
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pretty woman

To not kiss on the mouth at all when having sex. Named from the line in the movie "Pretty Woman" when Julia Roberts who plays a prostitute tells Richard Gere her only rule is that she doesn't kiss on the mouth.
Hey, let's do it pretty woman. I have a big week at work and can't afford to get sick.
by ripcityswagger September 12, 2010
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Whiskey Woman

The best Woman in the world. She will hang with you when she is bored, text you inappropriately and send you confusing messages via social media. She's the most fun you're ever gonna have if you catch her smiling, if she's not smiling look away she's not to be messed with. She burns hot but she is cold as ice. Keep her glass full because she is thirsty.
If you got yourself a Whiskey Woman you're in for fun. Just don't piss her off she will give ya a blackeye!
by Happy Camper 1985 June 26, 2017
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