Shit weasel

Jospeh Jensen

Joe is a shit weasel !

by Junior weasel October 30, 2018

jerk the weasel

jerking the weasel in a violent manner. Se also "choking the chicken" and "beating the meat"

Boy gosh! you Jerked my weasel.

by stay-to March 18, 2003

the wessels

when fucking a chick up the ass, after spraying a load, the act of sucking/licking all jizz out the asshole, and re administering it into the beoches mouth

Last weekend, I pulled the wessels on wessels.

by KCTJ July 30, 2008

Weasel

A small person, usually a child or someone not fully developed. A weasel is usually very immature and needs to be protected and looked after by those more capable or senior to them.

Look at those weasels in that school playground

by nakeyb July 27, 2017

young weasel

16-22yr old male indie-kid from the early 90s. Listens to Nirvana, Red Hot Chilli Pepeprs etc.."Student Grant" types who think they are intelligent, articulate, cool and radical ( origins are from comfortable middle class ) but are infact arseholes. Male equivalent of snotface. aka Young Larkins.

You've gots to laugh at this young weasel's attempt skin up a joint.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

jit weasel

An insult. One who craves the "jit" which would be slang for semen. The use of weasel in this case as a metaphoric description for behavior. Like the base word "jit" this expression could be relative to the Philadelphia area's definition of "jit."

1. You jit weasel.
2. I hate that guy, he's such a jit weasel.

by BoredAtWork555 March 19, 2010

Butter Weasel

/\ lol. Butter Weasel is none of those things. It is a person who weasels his way out of bad situations, and eats lots of fatty food while doing so.

that fat fuck butter weasel'd himself outta that one

by MeatWagon October 6, 2013