weiner swords

A game/competition in which the people in charge stand around talking and pretending to be productive when, in reality, they're not doing jack shit.

WTF are you guys doing? Standing around playing weiner swords?

by B Cash October 18, 2019

Weiner on out of here

Leaving in a “fuck this” sort of way

hey, let’s weiner on out of here

by sugarcookie6969 December 8, 2023

Screaming weiner

When giving a bj , put hot sauce on the shaft and suck it off and spit it into the pee hole straight to the urethra

Man Nikki gave me a screaming weiner last night

by PicklePuncher March 28, 2025

word weiner

When someone or something is difficult or problematic.

God this is such a word weiner right now!

by weinerfan October 9, 2024

fartnals weiner

a play on the phrase "finals week" but if it was funny and didn't suck balls

"hey bro have you started studying for finals week"
"more like fartnals weiner fuck school I don't care"

by whalesharkluver April 30, 2024

weiner

A sloppy spelling of wiener.

"The preferred spelling of "weiner" is W-I-E-N-E-R. Although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant." - Martin Prince

by LoreSka April 2, 2020

Weiner

A badass that randomly gropes co-workers for no good reason.

Ian is such a /weiner/ he just gropped Kyles ass again.

by PorkSloshauge November 17, 2022