Big Weather

When you are with the boys and you see some curvy chicks and you cant call them thicc or they will hear you so you tell your friends "Big Weather" to indicate that there is a fat ass within the area.

Ayy yo bro, thats some Big Weather, multiple storms inbound- if it is plural

by frostyalex3 July 15, 2019

Tight weather

It's use when the weather is very cool , but not firigid

TIGHT WEATHER : oh my god, weather is tight today! It's going to snow!

by AmirAFT August 7, 2019

Fair-weather fan

Someone who is a fan of a team only when they are doing well.

I've been a Dallas fan since I was born, but haven’t been actively watching the last 7 years, still a fan none the less. - Fair-weather fan.

by True Sports Fan September 18, 2019

beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.

It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather

by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 3, 2019

Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.

Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."

by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020

Fair weather fag

People who don’t like anything but warm weather year round. They don’t care for seasons. They complain that it’s too cold when it’s 65 degrees or below and cringe at the sight of snow. People who have bad arthritis and very old people don’t count.

That lady from Scottsdale over there is complaining it’s too cold... but it’s only 65 degrees outside... she’s a fair weather fag.

by Sven Svenhardt April 2, 2020

Beamish weather

The type of weather you typically find at the beamish museum in the north east of England. This weather makes a person feel drained, experience a headache and nausea.

Gee wiz, this beamish weather is killing me off... bring back the sun

by Swag and bone man June 17, 2020