Wanker

A (mainly) British insult used to offend and humiliate someone who wanks (masturbates) because they can't get laid, either because they're fugly, fat, have terrible B.O., fart a lot, suck too many cocks or French, no wait, just French.

How to stop being a Wanker:
1. Become Keith Richards.

by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017

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walked to first

When you are not sure if you should kiss a girl, but she goes in for it, allowing you to take first base without much effort on your part.

Eric: "Dude, did you get any on your first date?"
Daniel: "I really wasn't planning on anything, but I ended up getting walked to first."
Eric: "HELL YEAH!"

by magicfingahs October 14, 2009

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what???ref showed red card to Kaka? damn ref is a real wanker!

by JOTISh June 22, 2010

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false flag wanker

Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.

News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.

by colin... July 10, 2016

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massively wanged

One who is 'hung' in the penis region.

Joshua is massively wanged.

by Josh Sandlin January 1, 2005

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wanged

Specifically in the case of the www.penny-arcade.com website: to post a link on Penny Arcade to a site with insufficient capacity to handle the traffic coming from Penny Arcade fans.

Gabe wnaged another site today by linking to it

by jedilaw March 26, 2003

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