eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.

I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.

by Emtrondon December 10, 2016

forgotten wand

when you lose your penis in a hogwarts bathroom

"Dude I woke up with a forgotten wand again"

by alfredo_cuck July 14, 2017

d wanda

when a man is sucking a woman’s titties as he inserts his penis into her vagina giving her extreme pleasure as another man is giving her anal, their bodies form the shape of a W

oh yea Amanda, John, and Will are into that freaky stuff, did you hear the pulled a d wanda?

by swandog October 24, 2017

magic wand

magic wand is a blunt of weed.

shit shawty i got this magic wand if u wanna get high

by MAGIC WAND April 23, 2018

Murder Wand

Pistol
Glock
Strap

Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business

by murder wand May 19, 2018

Ghouly Wand

When you stick your finger in your butthole and fish hook someone.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who give wet willies , and those who give ghouly wands.

by captmurk May 11, 2018

Tyler Wanda Morris

Tyler Wanda Morris was the first to offer the train to the airport. You have to go to the doctor. You are welcome to also take the Tyler Wanda Morris to the doctor.

Thank Ghandi that the Tyler Wanda Morris was able to take me to the grocery store.

by lilmizhyper July 20, 2018