jack wagon

Word affectionately used by the BEST Funcle.

"Stop being a jack wagon Brody!" -Uncle Josh

by Funcle's Sister-In-Law April 19, 2018

Shaggin wagon

an mini van your parents drive that you are embarassed to be seen in.

last nite we went to town in my moms shaggin wagon

by eightynine January 5, 2007

faggot wagon

a gay man who enjoys penis in his rectum on regular occasions

he is such a faggot wagon for liking that much dick in his butt.

by buttpiratescallywagerrs August 12, 2009

jizz wagon

(noun) An insult that is usually used as a synonym for: retard, pussy, cunt, dipshit, really anything that you want. It's origin come from sperm dumpster, which is used to call a girl a slut. But jizz wagon can be used as anything. The wagon meaning you are full of jizz. Not having any relation to the idea of slutiness.

Guy A: Dude you suck at that
Guy B: Stfu u jizz wagon

Guy A: Wait so is today Monday?
Guy B: No its friday u fuckin jizz wagon

Guy A: I dont wanna fight you
Guy B: Why not, you jizz wagon.

by Yonce's lover May 15, 2014

posse wagon

The pimpin' ride of you and your homies

Oh shit!!!, the feds are after us! jump in the posse wagon and lets get the fuck outa here

by Dustin Sadler January 28, 2005

Meat wagon

Your typical high school student that drives a pickup and fucks a lot of Pussy in it.

Yea the boy jacob gives a lot of girls a taste of his meat in his meat wagon

by This boi January 16, 2017

shag-wagon

An adult game in a vehicle, when a person sees a volts wagon bus (operational or non operational) calls shag-wagon and points it out, that person gets any sexual favor he or she desires at anytime within a one month period. A person can claim as many as possible and use them on the person called with! after one month of shag-wagon being called it is canceled out, each calling is one point (sexual favor) Also a shag-wagon point can be canceled out by another persons shag-wagon point.

a variation to the slug-bug and love-bug game!

Shag-wagon
person # 1.
I see a shag wagon, you owe me sex how ever i tell you to do it tonight!
person # 2.
Ha ha i see a shag wagon, I don't owe you shit, unless you wanna let me put it in your butt!
person # 1. hell no you can't put it in my butt, damn i guess i lost out on a shag wagon!
person # 2. ya well i see another shag wagon right there!

and i say oh yes i am!

by The Creators Mr and Mrs Peters May 30, 2009