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bromance with benefits

Mocking slang, meant to undermine a deep and close emotional bond between two dudes who are involved in a bromance and to imply that there is something-something physical involved as well.
I can see that Jack and Bill are just as tight as anything, hanging out together all the time, telling each other "I love you" and nudging each other just so, like it's for kicks or something. But don't you think, sooner or later, those two will slide into that "bromance with benefits" territory and want to touch each other's private parts? It's only a matter of time. And that time's ticking.
by urbee91 January 4, 2015
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green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"
by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017
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Keep it above 50 with ya

When you wanna be straightforward with someone, you wanna cut all the bullshit for a sec
You wanna go grab food with me after work?”
“Imma keep it above 50 with ya; I just wanna go home and relax”
by TheDrRiceman March 29, 2019
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What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011
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Shake Hands With the President

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006
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May the fourth be with you

The official phrase of Star Wars day (also known as Jedi day) which is on May 4th.

Its synonymous to "may the force be with you", which is said in Star Wars a lot
nerd 1: yayy may 4 finally's here, happy star wars day!!!
nerd 2: yes my Jedi friend, may the fourth be with you
by prettyingreen June 21, 2011
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Hotboxing with god

When the aromatic atmosphere inside your vehicle becomes so euphoric that you reach a complete state of nirvana.
Jim: How was your weekend?
Ben: I converted to Christianity after hotboxing with god.
by Jesuslover6969 June 14, 2011
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