wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .

My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.

by Han $olo March 27, 2023

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Errol's Wife

This woman is the most amazing woman I've ever laid eyes on,but what is she doing with

that loser?I shouldn't think like this,but I'm worried I may do or say something dramatic sooner or later.How can my thoughts be so consumed by this sweet beautiful lady & how

do I deal with him on a not so obvious level?
Someone/Anyone help 😬

Oh my Errol's Wife where do I begin? This is difficult for me & my cock is getting harder

each time I think of this it's not all sexual
either. I think we are better together than

him as loyalty is important

by Janet21 February 13, 2023

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cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.

Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.

by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023

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Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...

Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

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Prophet's wife

Prophets wife may refer to the Islamic prophet Mohammed's many different wives over the course of his life.

All of Muhammad's wives were widows or divorced, with the exception of Aisha. Aisha was 19 around the time of her marriage, as teen marriage was common back in the ancient times.

The Prophet's wife was the woman Aisha, who was a very loyal wife.

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023

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