hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 27, 2020

co-wife

A wife that doesn't know her husband treats another woman like is wife.

If only she knows she is the co-wife.

by Thatgirlmeadow September 14, 2019

Job wife

She make sure everything goes smooth throughout your work day.she provides food Massages, soothing conversation about anything ,Encouragement, new plans and other thing that may help you whether it’s physical or mental Satisfaction.

If I need someone to depend on or to make decisions for me besides a best friend or a wife it’s always a job wife because she like a wife .

by Big Nut September 13, 2021

wife chatter

When your wife is talking to you and your not interested and its sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown

I was trying to talk to my bro yesterday when all of a sudden she starts in with the wife chatter

by AUWFT March 04, 2016

Wife in training

A female girlfriend that is not quite a full fledged wife yet. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged fiancée

My girlfriend is in wife in training courses to one day become my legit wife.

by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023

sext-wife

A Wife that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person

My sext-wife keeps trying to text me bit doesn't realize that's why I divorced her

by Money bags 97 September 23, 2022

Aaron's Wife

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}

I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.

by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019