Wanker 

A (mainly) British insult used to offend and humiliate someone who wanks (masturbates) because they can't get laid, either because they're fugly, fat, have terrible B.O., fart a lot, suck too many cocks or French, no wait, just French.

How to stop being a Wanker:
1. Become Keith Richards.

Wanker by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017

walked to first

When you are not sure if you should kiss a girl, but she goes in for it, allowing you to take first base without much effort on your part.

Eric: "Dude, did you get any on your first date?"
Daniel: "I really wasn't planning on anything, but I ended up getting walked to first."
Eric: "HELL YEAH!"

walked to first by magicfingahs October 14, 2009

wanker 

referees

what???ref showed red card to Kaka? damn ref is a real wanker!

wanker by JOTISh June 22, 2010

false flag wanker

Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.

News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.

false flag wanker by colin... July 10, 2016

massively wanged 

One who is 'hung' in the penis region.

Joshua is massively wanged.

massively wanged by Josh Sandlin January 1, 2005

wanged 

Specifically in the case of the www.penny-arcade.com website: to post a link on Penny Arcade to a site with insufficient capacity to handle the traffic coming from Penny Arcade fans.

Gabe wnaged another site today by linking to it

wanged by jedilaw March 26, 2003

dog wanker 

A large person who wanks his dog off

shez is such a dog wanker

dog wanker by Goldenhill July 27, 2004