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Bonus waffle

When a one person gives the other a waffle, such as an Eggo brand waffle, as a parting gift after a one night stand. This shows class and gratitude.
That man was so nice! He gave me a bonus waffle as thanks this morning before he left.
by Snysly April 22, 2013
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Dick Waffle

Fellatio, performed after butter and syrup are applied to the johnson.
Man, Lucy had such a dry mouth that I had to dress it up like a dick waffle.
by Ronnie Emersen August 4, 2007
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Waffle

To talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. Spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.
"You waffle something awful"
"What are you waffling about?"
by Andrew Kirkman January 15, 2006
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road waffle

a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains
steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)
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waffle butt

Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.
We've been sitting out here so long, I've got waffle butt.
by Sarepta May 13, 2006
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wafer

What is a wafer, you ask? A wafer is a thin, crisp cake, biscuit, or candy. It sort of feels like a thin piece of styrofoam.

There are many types of wafers. There are crisp, flavored, possibly chocolate frosted wafers, then there are assorted candy wafers. And who could forget Nilla Wafers?

But when you really get down to it, what is a WAFER?
When you actually sit and think about it, you may begin to feel that a wafer is not actually real. It basically is flavorless nothing. I mean, think about it, WHAT IS A WAFER? By simply writing this definition, and thinking about it, i'm beginning to lose all rational thought, and the incomprehendible idea of the actual existence of a wafer, is slipping away.

A wafer, my friends, is nothing...
Me: How much for this package of assorted wafers?
Nick: *chuckles*
Cashier: Those wafers are 80 cents.
Nick: *chuckles*
Me: Thank you. I would like to purchase these candy wafers.
Nick: *raucous belly laughter*
Cashier: E shnaba, kaybillus von shnoigin tway.

Richard: I have sucked all the cheese of this dorito, and it is now just a wafer.
by Jacob-dudebutt! June 21, 2006
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waffled

to get really REALLY drunk - and you look like you're that drunk
We went out drinking last night. Justin was waffled!
by valintina4 September 13, 2005
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