The act of using a vegetable for anal penetration while using salad dressing for lube.
Similar to the Dirty GF, where the dressing must be gluten free (no croutons)
Similar to the Dirty GF, where the dressing must be gluten free (no croutons)
After a good PETA protest downtown, Deckle’s girlfriend Lesnie rewarded him by performing the dirty vegan
by DV2xU May 3, 2019
Get the Dirty Veganmug. Person: Hello
Vegan: ello Hegan. ow Hegan are ou Yegan oing degan oday tegan?
Person: STOP SPEAKING VEGAN LATIN. WE ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A VEGAN.
Vegan: ello Hegan. ow Hegan are ou Yegan oing degan oday tegan?
Person: STOP SPEAKING VEGAN LATIN. WE ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A VEGAN.
by An actual South Carolinian May 3, 2017
Get the Vegan Latinmug. When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
by A vegetarian June 12, 2008
Get the Vegan Denialmug. Just like hating celebrities has turned into a fad with punk'd, saying you care about the environment has now become a good way of getting laid.
Hardcore vegans are people who not only have no idea what they're talking about, but also want to push down others, even like-minded, insisting they're "more vegan" than them. You know, "my dad could beat your dad", virtual penis size, just in another way.
Hardcore vegans are people who not only have no idea what they're talking about, but also want to push down others, even like-minded, insisting they're "more vegan" than them. You know, "my dad could beat your dad", virtual penis size, just in another way.
I think a hardcore vegan will use natural neurotoxins to poison CEOs that do animal testing and slaughtering for profit.
How many people would be vegan if the term "vegan" did not exist? Sometimes we're more concerned with a category than the values represented by the category.
How many of our dwellings are made of wood? Are you 100% sure the tree used to manufacture your little hut wasn't another creatures home before you made it part of yours?
How many wear clothes that are cotton or hemp? Snakes / lizards / bunny rabbits live in cotton and hemp fields.
At what level do you define your vegan threshold? There are plenty of micro-organisms in the water you drink.
Who are you to say one species is more important than another? Are you falling prey to the same logic animal slaughterers and profiteers misuse?
We have a good life when we have the luxury of picking and choosing what we consume for food. Make sure you're obsessing over the right things.
How many people would be vegan if the term "vegan" did not exist? Sometimes we're more concerned with a category than the values represented by the category.
How many of our dwellings are made of wood? Are you 100% sure the tree used to manufacture your little hut wasn't another creatures home before you made it part of yours?
How many wear clothes that are cotton or hemp? Snakes / lizards / bunny rabbits live in cotton and hemp fields.
At what level do you define your vegan threshold? There are plenty of micro-organisms in the water you drink.
Who are you to say one species is more important than another? Are you falling prey to the same logic animal slaughterers and profiteers misuse?
We have a good life when we have the luxury of picking and choosing what we consume for food. Make sure you're obsessing over the right things.
by EternityInterface September 25, 2005
Get the Hardcore Veganmug. by BruinKiller3469 March 19, 2009
Get the vegan thugsmug. noun; to perform fellatio to completion (ejaculation of recipient) without swallowing or in any way consuming ejaculate, resulting from said fellatio
by digital.ghost January 23, 2015
Get the vegan blowjobmug. It is a term often used to criticise Vegans because of the stereotypes made about them that include the thought that they all the protest, which is seen as annoying, crazy, and not needed. People also use it because they disgaree with Veganism and think it is a 'crazy' idea. Usually the term is used by very closed minded and possibly ignorant people.
1. "Look at them Crazy Vegans protesting against KFC thinking that we care"
2. Q: Who was that shouting outside of Mcdonalds with the posters?
A: "Just some Crazy Vegans"
2. Q: Who was that shouting outside of Mcdonalds with the posters?
A: "Just some Crazy Vegans"
by OlVegMJ June 5, 2015
Get the crazy vegansmug.