Twitter Chicken

When two people want to follow each other on twitter but neither is willing to do it first

"I can't follow him. He has to follow me first."
"Dude, stop playing twitter chicken and just follow the guy!"

by reidromance June 17, 2013

twitter fright

The fear that your tweet isn't worthy of sending

I was about to tweet about what I had for breakfast but I ended up getting twitter fright

by nocando August 02, 2012

Twitter people

people who claim to be allies of the LGBT, but in reality, they are annoying, winging jerks, who dox, harass and send death threats to innocent people because they refused to obey their commands. They also love bigoteering when people call them out

person A: I support the trans community, but I can't agree with wanting to put every all child on puberty blockers
twitter people: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THEM, YOU CLEARLY HATE ALL TRANS PEOPLE, I WILL KILL YOU, enter person A's personal info in public
person B: wtf is wrong with you, person A just didn't agree with 1 thing

by A person tired of bullshit March 05, 2023

Twitter-Shitter

Referring to someone who daily goes on Twitter and fills it up with nothing but bullshit.

Man, Trump is such a Twitter-Shitter.

by Friendly Bryan August 03, 2020

Clitter Twitter

Similar to a "boner maker" for men, a clitter twitter is someone who turns a woman on or makes her horny (makes her clitoris flutter or swell).

Brian is Rose's clitter twitter.

by Kitty Capone April 08, 2023

twitter twerk

The act of walking while engrossed in one's (smart)phone, esp. in a crowded place, such as a sidewalk or mall, oblivious to others.

She almost ran me over. She was twitter twerking down the sidewalk!

by Ornery Smarty April 24, 2017

Twitter Monkey

Someone is on twitter 24/7 and believed everything they read on twitter and mainstream media Before Elons take over. They tend to be blue pilled.

Daniel stop being a “Twitter Monkey”. Just because it’s trending on Twitter it doesn’t mens is true!

by Puertorican Papi January 09, 2023