Twitted

To make someone feel awkward or confused after making a direct sexually awkward comment to that person.

Person 1: You make me so freakin horny
Person 2: what...?
Person 1: Hahaha You've just been twitted!
Person 2: ohh ahahahahah

by You've just been twitted June 12, 2013

Twitterfuck

To fuck so hard their feet shake. This is a common occurrence after the act of being twitterpated.

Bambi twitterfucked Thumper

by jagmaster February 25, 2009

Twitter-twatter

light informal conversation on micro-blogging site

In amongst the twitter-twatter the occasional pearls of wisdom can be found on John's stream

by words&pictures February 27, 2009

Twitter Anxiety

When you have tweeted something and nobody has replyed or re-tweeted to it.

Twitter Tweet: Today i Will go to the MOA!!!
2Hrs l8r, WHERE ARE MY RT'S AND REPLYS'? I THOUGH I WAS POPULAR, what a twitter anxiety :(

by JosieShore April 10, 2011

Twitter

Uncontrollable spasms of the sphincter while trying to suppress defecation

I have to poo so bad my crack hole is twittering.

by bb987 March 18, 2009

Twitter

what your dick does after you cum. according to dustin motherfucking price motherfucking campbell

Did your dick just twitter?! please dont tell me you got me pregnant.

by Armychica131 June 30, 2009

Twitter god

When God allowed Lucifer to let Donald Trump use Twitter to racially electrify his mostly white blue-collar supporters to vote against “crooked” Hillary Clinton, although millions of “illegal votes” were cast against him.

Without the Twitter god, President Trump is “politically impotent,” and if the dishonest press gang together to offer him scant coverage, he’s socially bankrupt—when political alienation or isolation could be worse than a presidential impeachment.

by MathPlus November 10, 2018