Turkey Express

A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.

"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."

by sbcharree February 25, 2009

Turkey Wife

Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.

"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "

by Meat Grenade May 27, 2015

Turkey Wasted

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.

Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh

by B-Ritz Cracker November 24, 2016

turkey titts

The flabby form of the male pectoral muscles as a result of not working out. Turkey titts generally look like slabs of hanging turkey meat.

"Holy shit Andrew has huge turkey titts". "How's it hanging turkey titts".

by Gdubb April 14, 2014

turkey party

Being a pussy or wimp. Called after a turkeys ballsack on the chin, because it looks like a girls nasty ass pussylips.

“Bro have you heard Justin Biebers song with Ludacris” “ that shit sounds like a fucking turkey party”

by Hanserbøsse February 10, 2019

Turkey Fisting

Fisting someone with your thumb up.

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo

by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014

Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.

Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.

by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019