An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
by Freggsmash May 21, 2019
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tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.
I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024
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backwords trumpet

When a girl does a handstand and you fuck her in the ass
I did a backwords trumpet on this bitch last night
by Tendel1o October 02, 2017
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Thimble Trumpet

Thimble Trumpet is a collection of like minded creatives with a goal of succeding at any given chance and opportunity
Nathan: "We just need to get the Thimble Trumpets together so we can take the flag"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"
by Andy Gravill November 15, 2006
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Trumpet Pussy

The female version of a horn dog. She gets around a lot.
"Bro she's slept with like 12 dudes in the past week"
"Damn she a trumpet pussy"
by Pinkpunkpenguin December 20, 2024
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Memphis Trumpet

The act of farting while receiving a blowjob and the women putting her hand over the asshole to make the waa waa sound.
Melissa is a trooper, when I farted while she was blowing me, she gave me a Memphis Trumpet.
by Beyonddisturbed420 September 20, 2019
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Trumpet of Patriots

When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.
Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
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