Tristan

German leader with a fat cock

heil tristan

by Bigcockthorsten June 7, 2020

tristan

mean boy mctrash

tristan is not epic cash money

by bigmaneyeball January 14, 2022

Tristan

A Napoleonic person who loves having sex with dolphins. He is also sometimes a tree.

I met a Tristan last week, he loved young bottlenose dolphins.

by Atlantis5523 June 2, 2024

Tristan Brooks

the ugliest motnherfucker you will ever meet, however, is cock is actually huge.

that guy over there is a tristan brooks

by Chris Bennet December 1, 2021

Tristan

A horny teenager who loves loli and anime

Person 1: look it’s Tristan
Person 2. Oh he’s a pervert

by cCycoHerobrine September 15, 2022

Tristan

tristan is a tiny baby of a human being. Tristan fucking sucks at rocket league but for some reason he is good when he isn't on your team. Fuck you tristan

Me:Tristan you fucking suck
Tristan: *makes unintelligible noises*

by coomslinger November 4, 2020

Tristan

The best euphonium player

Tristan is the best

by ClawsOverGames March 19, 2022