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Car Toys

Car Toys is not a better way to go
by JackOLantern764 March 31, 2024
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Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.
So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.
by oneboredguard January 8, 2012
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Giant collapsing toy time

A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain
The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound
by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023
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trip toy

a person who can't keep can not keep on their feet under the given circumstances. This person will trip and fall flat on their face regardless of the ease of the task at hanđ.
She would be a really good dancer, but she is a trip toy.

I was playing a game called Four Square, but I was such I a trip toy I was quickly replaced by somebody who was more foot-eye coordinated than I was.
by Ndnzfan January 28, 2018
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Dog Toy

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017
mugGet the Dog Toymug.

toy bonnie

“Omg ew toy bonnie”

“L+ratio+seethe+cope+toy bonnie solos+ew+take a shower+touch grass+go outside+you’re ugly+probably william afton simp so no one cares. toy bonnie>>>”
by toybonniesupremacy March 11, 2022
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