hootin’ ’n tootin’

having a gay old time

person a: how was tony’s party?

person b: it was lit af. i was hootin’ ’n tootin’

by dariolempira October 15, 2021

Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.

I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived

by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022

Flippy the tortoise

a cute little tortoise with the smarts of 10000000000000000000000 people she will take over your brain

omg, look at the tortoise!
oh that's flippy the tortoise don't make her mad or shell kill u

by kam the ham August 29, 2022

stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

Fruiti Aruti Tootie

Fruiti Aruti Tootie (sometimes shown in the short form as just “Fruiti”) is a nickname for Artur. He is a person of great humor and intellectuality. He can be shallow and have many negative characteristics but never does he shy away from a challenge. He is a very lucky individual. He gets hot babes but has only a few in a handful of friends

“Hey Fruiti get ova’ he’e”
“Fruiti Aruti Tootie is being a damn fucking fruit again”

by Arut2002 April 15, 2023

Touching The Tortoise

Masturbation of the male genitals

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them

by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023

916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity

When you have migrant farm workers who have been working hard for day straight in the sun with no shower. They take the fresh picked fruit rubs it between the ass and balls cuts up the fruit and serves it to a special someone.

Darcy was feeling rather famished so she went to the pear orchard and requested a 916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity

by Lydia916 April 5, 2024