Eating the Eggroll

When you either suck an asians penis or you eat out an asian girl
Joe I was totally eating the eggroll last night, it was like heaven.
by Black sex panther May 11, 2009
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Eat Greedy

One of the tenets that Von Miller (OLB for the Denver Broncos, former Texas A&M Aggie star) abides by while playing as an unstoppable force for the Denver Broncos. It also refers to one of his many celebratory sack dances within his arsenal of I-told-you-so-son-now-stay-down. The dance itself can be described as being a pantomime of sorts in which one uses both hands to stuff one's face.

When asked for further clarification of his dance, Miller replied, "On the field, that’s how we feel. Whenever we get a chance, we’re going to take it all. We eat with both hands, elbows on the table, big steaks, lobster bisque..."
Queue the following situation: Von Miller sacks (enter QB's name here), already has five TFL's under his belt this game alone, and its only the first quarter.

Me (in front of my POS TV): "Yeaaaaah buddy. Eat greedy, Von. Big steaks."
by Purple Summers Orange Winters November 21, 2012
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eating puppies

The act of consuming cute little dogs, often considered extremely manly and un-gay.
Person A: Bro, I'm seriously considering eating puppies.

Person Gay: What?!!??!?!

Person A: Dude, don't be gay.
by Cadillac Jones June 20, 2010
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eat a nut

dude... eat a nut. just kidding...but seriously, eat a nut.
by Gizz off February 15, 2005
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EAT DIE!

1. A shortened, ungrammatical version of: "I am so violently pissed that I am going to kill you!"
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.
Person 1: "I'm so sorry... are you mad?"
Person 2: "EAT DIE!"
by JB November 13, 2003
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Eating out

Eating at a restaurant or eatery. (which is actually basically the same thing as a restaurant)Also a synonym for cunnilingus
Alf: Hey Rick; how was your date with Eve yesterday?
Rick: It was great; we went to this outdoor restaurant in the park and ate out.
Alf: -Snicker, laugh.-
Rick: What's so funny?
Alf: -Cough.- Nothing.
by Mike December 16, 2004
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eating out

Eating out is when someone starts to lick or bite a pussy or vagina.
"Yes, dear, he's eating me out right now!!!"
by Douchebag February 10, 2003
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