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Hairy tire

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.
Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.
by spissatus February 16, 2019
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Tired

Rolling really fast attached to an axle.
That man was tired this evening.
by Tired man November 28, 2023
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im jus tired

there's too much to explain
person 1: hey bro, u good?
me asf: yeah, im jus tired
by yo no hablo español September 29, 2023
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Tired

Ones Mentally or Emotionally Exhausted To The Point That They No Longer Care About Anything Anymore.

Physically Tired (Sleepy) : Im Tired Im Going To Bed Goodnight, or Im Tired Im Going To Bed.
Mentally and Emotional Exhausted usually said as Im Tired or You Know What... Im So Tired. or IM TIRED with anger.

Is just over something or so much stuff they dont care anymore and give up and dont want to continue.

Burnt Out
No Rest
Exhausted
Drained
Mentally
Emotionally
by Michael Wolfie January 16, 2020
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Tired

No, what I'm tired of is piece of shit the-rapists trying to dictate to me what I want.
Hym "Oh? Really!? THAT'S what I want!? Because I thought I wanted a different thing but clearly I don't know what the fuck I'm talking. You're right. I would much rather be cattle than get credit for my contributions and be duely compensated for my property. You got it chief. It's the cattle's life for me I guess. I also don't need any of the things I think I need AND I'll take a heeping helping of being bullied into compliance by a serial rapist pretending to be me because HE should DEFINITELY be the decider of what ANYBODY does. That's great! I love that for me. And then! Then... When I get tired of that... I'll just kill a kid and then myself! It works perfectly for everyone! Great plan. Great talk. Thanks doc!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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tired vision

When you’ve been on your computer or phone too long that your vison gets blurry or you get sleepy
I’ve been on my computer all day working on this project I’m starting to get tired vision.
by Clickbait May 4, 2018
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Flat Tire

A flat tire describes a person, a woman specifically, who is hard or draining to talk to, and has a small or flat chest. Hence forth, a flat tire.
"I was talking with her, and let me tell you, she is such a flat tire." "Mark! Don't talk about someone like that!"
by Ronlad Reneag November 27, 2024
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