Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019
Get the Bald Tire Eaglemug. by thatradtallguy June 8, 2020
Get the tiredmug. Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.
by The-effin'-man January 26, 2010
Get the fat tire bicyclemug. A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.
In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”
In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”
by just a fooligan January 8, 2020
Get the Low Tiremug. Would anyone mind giving me a tire rental for the mud runs this weekend? My trucks pavement pounders won't cut it.
by Ezmuthafuckin-e August 23, 2017
Get the tire rentalmug. by Eborwick May 5, 2023
Get the bug tiredmug. by Frazzle Daddy March 25, 2021
Get the Fenced tiremug.