Thunder Bang

Its when you fuck someone so hard, that the impact of your bodies against each others makes a loud thunderous sound

Timmy: Suzy and I thunder banged last night and the neighbors got freaked out, they thought there was a storm coming.
Ben: THAT LOUD NOISE WAS YOU TWO?

by Voidaid September 7, 2016

Thunder McPrincess

A dainty princess-like fart that sounds elegant but actually smells like horse shit.

Bianca: Oh my god, I wasn't expecting it to smell that badly.. It didn't even sound like a stinky one...

Doug: Bianca, I can't believe you just Thunder McPrincess'd

by poohead-peabody November 14, 2012

Thunder Biking

A form of mountain biking performed during a thunderstorm.

The 40 mph winds, torrential downpour, and flooded roads were perfect conditions for thunder biking.

by mjaumen July 13, 2012

Orange thunder

in reference to the fiber supplement Metamucil that is sold as powdered drink mixes, capsules and wafers in a variety of flavors. Metamucil contains psyllium seed husks as the active ingredient. It is manufactured in Phoenix, Arizona, by Procter & Gamble.1 When first marketed to consumers in 1974, Metamucil was marketed as a laxative. The advertising slogan at that time was "If not nature, then Metamucil". Procter & Gamble sought to make Metamucil a household name by advertising in magazines and on television, using the claim "All fiber is not created equal".2 The target group was older people who are more likely to suffer from constipation.

I've been constipated for a week, I need to get back on that orange thunder

by jaykads November 1, 2023

thunder lame

Thunder lame is an expression used to describe how violently lame something happens to be.

Person 1: "Omg UwU"
Person 2: "Bro...you are thunder lame."

by Mindyabeezwax019 April 28, 2023

Louisiana thunder

Bad ass Ham Radio Operator, usually wears pit vipers, sleeve less shirts, and uses a lollipop mic. Loves to give radio checks.

Call Louisiana thunder on America link if you need a radio check.

by Rod jackson February 16, 2023

Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)

“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark

by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021