Thunder McPrincess

A dainty princess-like fart that sounds elegant but actually smells like horse shit.

Bianca: Oh my god, I wasn't expecting it to smell that badly.. It didn't even sound like a stinky one...

Doug: Bianca, I can't believe you just Thunder McPrincess'd

by poohead-peabody November 14, 2012

Thunder Biking

A form of mountain biking performed during a thunderstorm.

The 40 mph winds, torrential downpour, and flooded roads were perfect conditions for thunder biking.

by mjaumen July 13, 2012

thunder flapos

Justin's big meaty pussy lips

wow!! have you ever seen Justin's Thunder flapos??

by dummmmmmttttt July 31, 2017

thundering bitch

Sister in law who is a shit stirring c**t

I saw that thundering bitch on the street giving out to a group of people from the tidy towns committee who advised her she has parked in a disabled spot, she's not disabled

by Dogfan789 August 8, 2017

thundering dumbass

A noun used to describe a person who rushes into abnormally stupid activities or situations he/she has no cause to be in or ability to successfully negotiate. i.e. one who "thunders" into stupid shit like a dumbass, hence the term. Usually reserved for those who are dumbasses to such a high degree / perform acts of dumbassery on such a regular basis, they require their own classification.

Al: "I'm going to go fight in a martial arts tournament on Tuesday."
Sal: "Dude, you've never taken martial arts before. You'll get your ass kicked. Why are you always looking for a fight?"
Al: "Nah man I'll fuck up anybody who tries that Judo shit on me"
Sal: "Stop being a thundering dumbass. Just have some drinks with the boys instead."
Al: *proceeds to get his ass kicked on Tuesday*

by the bad Ag February 21, 2019

thunder chunking

When two morbidly obese lesbians become scissor sisters.

"I caught Connie and Ellen thunder chunking in the master bedroom!"

by Boy Butter September 21, 2018

Orange thunder

in reference to the fiber supplement Metamucil that is sold as powdered drink mixes, capsules and wafers in a variety of flavors. Metamucil contains psyllium seed husks as the active ingredient. It is manufactured in Phoenix, Arizona, by Procter & Gamble.1 When first marketed to consumers in 1974, Metamucil was marketed as a laxative. The advertising slogan at that time was "If not nature, then Metamucil". Procter & Gamble sought to make Metamucil a household name by advertising in magazines and on television, using the claim "All fiber is not created equal".2 The target group was older people who are more likely to suffer from constipation.

I've been constipated for a week, I need to get back on that orange thunder

by jaykads November 1, 2023