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Thought Brisket

A "thought brisket" refers to the mental process of slow-cooking an idea or concept, allowing it to fully develop over time. Just as smoking a brisket requires patience, attention, and gradual transformation to reach its full flavor, a "thought brisket" involves giving yourself space to reflect, ruminate, and let the complexities of an idea settle before reaching a final understanding or decision. It's about letting thoughts simmer so that they can mature into something richer and more nuanced.
"I’m not ready to make a decision on that yet; I need to let it turn into a thought brisket and really slow-cook before I know the right approach."
by landsharks67 October 10, 2024
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Earnest Gay Thoughts

Jay Malsky. Liberal actor. Also known as "The Jerk Who Yelled In Disney World's Hall of Presidents".
Me: I just saw a video of a guy yelling "Lock Him Up!" at Trump's robot in the Hall of Presidents today.
Brook: Who yelled?
Me: Earnest Gay Thoughts. Real name: Jay Malsky.
by thebear424 June 11, 2018
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refrigerator thought

After just returning home from the movies, you stand at the fridge deciding what to eat since the movie popcorn didn't really
constitute dinner. With the fridge door open, you puzzle through the movie's plot points, and there is a disconnect in
the storyline, some pivot point that says to you, "Screenwriter( or author) took me for a ride." It's when you scowl and realize
you've been had. It's when a plot point is so contrived or unbelievable that it insults the reader's / viewer's intelligence.

Occurs mostly frequently in movie sequels, romance novel series, and television drama series that seek to continue the money-making franchise.

Related to: "jump the shark," "pin the plausibility meter," "eyeroll." Shorter versions: "fridge it," "faceplant," "as if," "bin it.'
"Yep, my refrigerator thought? Nah, no way Jason Bourne could NOT have figured that out.."
"What a refrigerator thought! Not a chance that Corinne Giroux could have been fourth months pregnant and not know. "
"Yeah, fridge this 'Charlie Tango' crash in the "Fifty Shades.."series? Christian Grey's operation tracked down Ana via her cell phone to that bar in a matter of minutes. Not a chance that none of Grey's highly-paid security wizards could track down Charlie Tango? Seriously, even I can track a plane/helicopter via publicly-available websites, e.g., FlightAware, if you know the its tail number?"

jump the shark as if faceplant pin the plausibility meter bin it fridge it eyeroll
by Bleuz00m January 3, 2014
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take thought

"he halted for a while to take thought"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
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thought fart

A thought fart is a thought that lingers. It weighs on your mind.

And it's birthed from a ponder.

Very similar to a mind fart but a mind fart is maybe more expansive.
Examples of a thought fart are

I am stirred by disturbances that have yet to disturb.

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Have you ever heard the knock, ahead of time? A premonition, a knowingness.
by Bedouin Baby May 9, 2017
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Squat Thought

When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.
Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.
by ILoveMyKittyCat June 20, 2023
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