Wi-Fight

Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor

Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:

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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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by Captain Jack Mehoff June 10, 2014

Poon Fight

When two or more trashy women fight each other (typically shown on the Jerry Springer show or on other talk shows)

That poon fight was awesome.

by Papa McNasty April 28, 2023

Lag Fighting

When you are fighting with someone over AIM or Facebook Chat and in the time it takes you to type your response they have typed something else, and you send it after that topic has died.

Person 1: texting is for winners!!
Person 1: why dont you ever text?
Person 1: it is soo much easier!!
Person 1: OMG that reminds me.... i was texting jake yesterday and guess what he said??!

Person 2: NO! TEXTING IS FOR LOSERS!
Person 2: lol lag fighting.

by Avenator14 November 10, 2010

Ghost Fight

The wonderful song from Undertale when you fight the amazing ghost (in my opinion) Napstablook.

*Wow, I heard this cool song from Undertale called Ghost Fight!

by R_J_10_10 April 30, 2020

Friendly Fighting

When ur arguing with a friend but it’s not really arguing. Only using jokes :)

Person A: Ihy/j

Person B: WHY!?

Person A: don’t worry it’s just friendly fighting :)

by Vic ur black queen May 2, 2022

Body Fight

Using other people as pillows is like a pillow fight.

Person 1 " Wanna Body Fight"
grabs Person 3
Person 2 "Sure"

Grabs Person 4

Both start using person 3 and 4 as pillows

by Nigerian Prince34 March 21, 2022

Sand Fight

The Art of Grabbing sand and throwing it at Someones face or shoving it down their pants. If your at a family gathering down by the lake and you hear your younger cousin yell "Sand Fight!" you will probably be filled with the urge to knock the bastard out.

"Hey guys lets have a sand fight." You- Gets grounded for hitting your cousin

by Lil Pad July 13, 2017