Piranha Plant

silly guys from mario that chomp you

man this piranha plant just bit my 🅱️alls!!!!

by stupidly stupid stupid idiot October 29, 2023

Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 10, 2017

Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation

The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.

by Chumbucket October 15, 2022

plant

Y'know, a plant? like trees, bushes, grass, cacti. do you go outside at all? ohhhh right, you're a league of legends, you don't go out at all. well please go outside

person 1: I like planting plants
person 2: ok

by CabooseIsTaken June 2, 2022

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

pop a plant

To put music in a music playing device

And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.

Pop a plant, I'm bored and need some inspiration

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

Plants

Those things I spend a lot of money on that die instantly no matter what I do.

Did you hear that he killed his plants again?

by Fuckyou66790169 April 15, 2020