Kiss Yourself

When somebody tells you to “kys” on the internet, they mean to kiss yourself/ (K.Y.S)!

JamesEpicgamer294: Kys, loser!

lilgoatcheese: “huh… doesnt that mean ‘Kiss Yourself’? Okay so he just told me to kiss myself? Okay then!, *kisses forearm*.”

lilgoatcheese: okay, i just did.

JamesEpicgamer294: what..?

by Bandit6O August 4, 2023

BTS kiss

When one person eats the BTS meal and someone else wants to enjoy it, they kiss so the other person can experience the flavour of the BTS meal.

They were out of BTS meals so I BTS kissed my friend who had the meal to get the experience

by Stanky leg rocker June 24, 2021

Red Kisses

When you kiss 💋 a lady's private areas... and things were a little messier then expected based on the time of the month.

I would love to give you red kisses. Idc about the consequences

by Red kisses 💋 July 7, 2021

Ghetto Kiss

When you forcefully kiss your insignificant other, resulting in a headbutt and slight concussion.

I gave my girlfriend a ghetto kiss the other day and she won't talk to me anymore. Probably because she's in the hospital.

by Swag fucking master March 28, 2016

Poseidon’s Kiss

When the shit hit the water and the water hits your coochie right on the lips.

Yeah I was just taking a shit and I got surprised by a Poseidon’s kiss

by Sursiq February 2, 2023

The Brown Kiss

Verb: Most intimate of all kisses. One puts one's anus next to one's partner's anus and puckers them together to make a kiss. The hand sign for it is two fists together and then a kiss motion and moving away from each other in an OK gesture.

I gave my beloved the brown kiss, our love has never been greater. It is most intimate of all kisses.

by Willabark April 14, 2014

porcelain kiss

Term used when a man is on the toilet and the penis touches the cold inside wall of the toilet.

Was taking taking a shit and everything was ruined with the porcelain kiss.

by anymm July 9, 2014