HONEY BRATCHER

An I.T. person <normally a male> who will fix your computer or computer problems while not giving a shit. He/she might eat your food, go through your desk drawers, steal your change, etc.

Rustin: "My computer works better than ever but all of my change is gone, there are crumbs all over my desk, and the dirty picture of my wife is gone from my desk drawers."

Boss: "Sounds like the work of a Honey Bratcher."

by The one-man gang bang March 22, 2012

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honey jams

- what LA ARMYs are
- a title better and superior to the commonly known “no jams” person
- someone or something that is positive, supportive and clingy/sticky like “honey” but in a good way 👍

RM: LA got HONEY JAMS
or

Person A: Are you a “no jams”?

Person B: Gross. I’m a “Honey Jams”, thank you very much

by STREAM IDOL U HOES September 6, 2018

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Honey Badger

Hood term for someone who smokes a lot of weed

Homie 1: I was blowing mad gas last night
Homie 2: You a honey badger for real

by Yeetersyoot April 22, 2019

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Honey Trap

a person who acts they want a relationship, but they are only looking for a sugar daddy/mama.

Sarah: What's the tea sis?

Steph: Remember Chad? Yeah I thought he wanted a relationship but he was just a honey trap.

by Smoothpb23 November 7, 2020

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honey in the rock

1. a reference to a passage in the bible, Psalms 81:16

2. something so beautiful you would give your life for it. something more beautiful than the stars and heaven itself.

3. someone who's company you would just as soon spend
eternity with over that of even Jehovah himself.

4. Kristina

is there honey in the rock, has love gone up in smoke, could you be my ever lovin' baby?

by dan peacock December 31, 2008

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