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Flex Tape

The super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair. This is no ordinary tape. Its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks.
Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but it grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Its powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! It is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! It is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, it keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but it comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes.
To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed his boat in half!” ~Phil Swift
by MeinKraft August 29, 2019
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Dick flex

When you flex your dick inside your partners throat
Last night I was getting head and I flexed my dick in her throat she was so mad it made her gag- dick flex
by Harryharold August 30, 2019
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flex tape

the tape the fixes anything!
Flex tape: IT DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE
Flex fans: FLEX TAPE! FLEX TAPE! FLEX APE!
by Meme Describer September 3, 2019
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4am flex

What you doing mate ? I'm just on that 4am flex boss
by Roscoe10123 April 19, 2018
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flex

to show off or boast about a item that is limited or hard to get
"the gucci slides, why you gotta flex on us like that jerry?"
by thewhat606 April 19, 2018
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Flexative

Birthed from the word 'flexable' this verb is commonly used amongst morons that believe adding 'ative' to the end of something makes them appear more intelligent.

This word is also used by those who go on camping trips and have too much time on their hands.
Ouch! My legs sure do hurt from this hike, I wish my muscles were as flexative as your mom's vagina.
by 1234456blacksheep October 18, 2017
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half flex

Half flex is when you or someone else does something flashy but it's half-assed or cheated in some way.
Tom:Did you see Brads new car?

Joe: yeah I saw that half flex machine, his parents bought the car and he just bought the rims .
by DRANGO May 8, 2017
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