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Holiday Taint

The space between Christmas and New Years is the Holiday's Taint.
Christmas and New Years are great, but don't forget how awesome the entire work Holiday Taint is in between.
by ABG123 April 22, 2018
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Taint weld

The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole
His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days
by stuarthub December 16, 2011
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Taint Ripper

A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.
- Hey Monica , should I go on a date with Beau?

- I wouldn't , I heard he was a real taint ripper.
by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015
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Taint shank

The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.
Omg Jason just took that guy out with a taint shank.
by jenksk9 May 17, 2017
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Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.
Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...
by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014
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ripped taint

by Young receipt February 9, 2020
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Taint Snuffing

Taint Snuffing is the act of jamming your face into someones taint and inhaling through your nose violently.
man ive been taint snuffing so much my nose hurts.
by The-Chode-Master September 25, 2012
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