Sonic the Hedgehog

A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.

Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.

Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.

by Segawhy August 25, 2019

sonic..vr

Sonic but he plays virtual reality and makes funny videos. He has a group of people who help him with his videos, for example, tails..vr knuckles..vr silver..vr blaze..vr ray..vr Amy..vr mighty..vr and many more. You could join to but dont be picky or a little youngster

What if sonic had a virtual reality headset?
sonic..vr?

by Not Mighty..vr July 2, 2022

sonic dildo

a dildo so powerful it creates a sonic boom in side of the woman/males body

"I got sonic dildoed so hard last night!"

by loliknow April 25, 2014

Sonic

The Act of Eating Chili Dogs while going at the Speed of Sound

I Saw Sonic at Green Hill Zone

by AverageTowelEnjoyer November 18, 2021

Sonic peculiar parallels

A concept of a sonic the hedgehog fangame that is a hard W.I.P. as the creator,sparkle_gelatine has done less than a quarter of what they intend to do for the concept art,the game will have 7 playable characters,sonic,tails,knuckles,eggman,shadow,mecha sonic and classical.exe_minus as a reward character for beating the game,the story consists of sonic and tails jumping through dimensions while being hunted by two foes,R.I.S.K. Which stands for really intelligent sonic killer,a rouge robot made by eggman,and classical.exe_minus,the silly new rival of sonic from the minus dimension.the game was created by sparkle_gelatine but there’s a lot of doubt it’ll be finished

Sonic peculiar parallels is not complete yet

by Sparkle_gelatine November 3, 2023

Sonic blackface

The use of samples of black singers and rappers by white DJs and musicians

I went to an EDM concert and this guy actually did sonic blackface I can’t believe it he should be cancelled

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third May 30, 2021

Sonic toes

The thing that the fucker Inigo constantly types on my computer when I'm not looking

"Why did you type sonic toes on my computer Inigo you fucker!"

by Nimpent April 10, 2024