Christmas Season

Christmas season starts on November 1st and is when people shall officially start listening to Christmas music and putting up Christmas decorations.

person 1: “Dude it’s Christmas Season!!!
person 2: “Finally!!”

by Dr. Taile November 11, 2019

chalk season

When one is presented a grand opportunity to steal something. Many times will be said as an exclamation at the opportunity.

*Sees that friend left their gold watch behind*
"Chalk season!"
*Takes watch*

by RiceNigga June 20, 2017

boo season

Boo season is the time between October 3rd-November 7th. You need to boo somebody up in between that time.

“I hope Richard boo’s me up, since it’s boo season.”
“shut up hoe he mine.”

by yummmyy October 10, 2019

seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.

that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.

by Z.Schram April 15, 2011

Daddy Season

When super hot guys finally get out of hibernation from the winter and want a fuck buddy.

Girl 1: " I can't wait for daddy season since winter is finally over!"
Girl 2: "You just want to get laid !"

by Nomon.bamboo March 24, 2017

Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017

Bulking Season

Usually used to describe the act of intentionally gaining excessive weight in order to cultivate muscle mass later during weight training

In an office enviroment, it is used to describe an abnormally extreme amount of trash employees are generated daily, an unusual volume of food being consumed and discarded that is so extreme every delivery driver in town is showing up once or twice daily; the opposite of an office Weight Loss Challenge

Manager: This year H.R. is implementing Bulking Season rather than trying to push another Weight Loss Challenge on us. Feel free to bring your own personal full-size fridge, a box of trash bags, and a can of air freshener. Go Big Or Go Home, people!

Employee: No way we can beat those women in H.R. I heard they're so large that they can't see their own office chair without a mirror.

Manager: No comment

by slipandslur October 30, 2019