muff mouth

a mans bearded mouth.
also known as (quim tash)

paul white has a proper muff mouth

by shaunsk8 August 18, 2008

Muff Brush

A goatee. A particularly long one that can be used to carass the vagina.

flavor saver clit tickler

by boowebb May 1, 2003

muff head

hair on ones head that resembles pubic hair. very curly and thick, almost always black in color. found mostly in jewish people. although muff heads can be very annoying they are cooler than people with orange or red hair because they are relaxed and calm and people with orange or red hair are uptight with flaming tempers.

john: dude look at that dirty muff head.

dylan: yea, his head looks like my gf's bush!

john: yea! my moms looks like that too

dylan: how do u know?

john: um nvm. ur gf has a bush? she didnt have one when i pumped her last night.

*extremely awkward silence*

by asdf1234567 June 1, 2009

muff-face

One who has a badly kept beard on his chin. Makes them look like a twat and if it kept just right, will look and feel like the pubic region of a hairy woman.

My mate Pete is a Muff-face. And he's ginger as well so it don't help! hahaha

by Blair Brodie August 24, 2004

rat muff

Rat muff means rat vagina.

A constant quest of male rats.

"Did you get any rat muff last night?" asked Rafael Rat, looking somewhat hung over.

"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.

by scodder June 15, 2010

Muff Duster

The pubic hair that gets stuck to your upper lip after preforming oral sex on a woman with a hairy muff.

"I heard that Mike got a Muff Duster after eating out Teresa"

by Ehdersicboi January 11, 2013

Muff Mites

Meaning an unwanted parasitic insect sometimes naked to the human eye. I.e. Crabs.

John went to Mary's house and left when he found out she had muff mites

by keeponrockin99 February 7, 2009