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Dry Socket Hot Pocket

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.
by Kozaka January 4, 2024
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Is that a hot pocket?

A question asked when a womans vagina is too stuffed, too hot on the mouth.
"Damn girl is that a hot pocket?"
by cockandballssoyummy October 27, 2022
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Hot pocket

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.
“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018
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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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Charlotte hot pocket

Just like a Alabama hot pocket, but you have to send a video of the act, to Jonas Wolffechel so that he feels inferior
Darvish: I just did a charlotte hot pocket
Fritz: me too
by Erwien March 18, 2023
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sandy hot pocket

When you see a super loose slutty girl on a beach and her pussy lips are hanging out so far you can see them. You dip your toe in the sand and shove it up her pussy
Some thot over there lips were hanging out so I gave her the sandy hot pocket
by Señor Epstein February 4, 2021
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Ganges Hot Pocket

Fucking her by the Ganges river, filling her pussy with Ganges water, wait for a floating penis and hand, slap That ass with the hand and jam that bloated penis in her pussy.
My wife wanted an exotic trip, so we head to India and the first meal she ate was a Ganges Hot Pocket.
by Cmen deemon October 5, 2020
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