Ghetto Taj

An oxymoron meaning a Middle Eastern gangster who likes to bang little children. These Middle-eastern gangstaz are usually homosexual but refuse to come out of the closet. These species commonly enjoy doing random shit to other people because they feel more gangsterlike. Don't be surprised to see one hanging with a lot of black people just to up his "ghettoness." However, these black people usually dominate his ass. But Ghetto Taj's are okay with that because they are generally homosexual.

Person A: "Dude that iraqi is hanging out with those black people!"

Person B: "Yeah he's a Ghetto Taj."

by Ghetto Taj October 26, 2010

Ghetto Cleaning

Ghetto cleaning is when you find a dirty article of clothing you want to wear, and instead of washing it, you spray it down with fabreze

"Dude, didn't you wear that shirt two days ago? You already cleaned it?"

"Naw man, I just went ghetto cleaning this morning"

"You smell like lilacs"

by RobPes March 21, 2009

gone ghetto

The reaction of a woman when she finds out her husband has been cheatin'.

During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had gone ghetto on him.

by daflysta December 3, 2009

Ghetto Table

The table in a school cafeteria where all the druggies and goths sit. The rich and middle class kids love to make fun of this table.

See ghetto

Rich kid 1: Look at the kids at that ghetto table!
Rich kid 2: I know, they're all so poor.

by GHETTOOOOO FABULOUS October 19, 2009

Ghetto Electric

Hooking an extension cord up to your neighbor's exterior electrical outlets when the power company disconnects your power.

Edison unhooked our power but that's aight! We got Ghetto Electric.

by BIGSmoothie January 29, 2012

Ghetto Golf

Golfing where participants of the traditional foursome are replaced by drunken, foul mouthed, individuals. Traditional golf etiquette is replaced by constant heckling, the only exception being during a persons back swing.

While approaching the first tee of our last round of Ghetto Golf, Derek began bragging " I'm going to draw this ball right onto to the green". Dustin replied " No Fucking way bud, your going trees right!"

Lols abounded

Sure enough trees right, and the tone for the round was set

by DirtyDznuts November 21, 2011

inner ghetto

the planes of ghettoness within ones soul, holding potential for ghettocity.

He unleashes the inner ghetto in me.
Search for your inner ghetto {insert yoga breathing technique here}

by Ewokette July 10, 2005