sea cricket

A person who askes a stupid or retarded question.

Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.

Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.

Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!

by Yungbasedtrapgod August 14, 2016

Cricket

An individual with a substance addiction, which is supported through the sale of stolen merchandise. A "cricket" is characteristically active at night, marketing stolen items to contacts quickly by selling goods at a discounted rate. They are likely to be housing and dropping off merchandise via a 1998-2011 Ford Crown Victoria. If a regular customer, it is not uncommon for a cricket to take requests for future transactions.

I met up with my cricket, but when I bought what I asked for, he tried to sell me a vacuum cleaner and a speaker.

by T. Sherman January 16, 2024

tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)

ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!

by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023

Cricket feet-ing

To rub clean one’s feet after dancing on a dirty floor.

“Y’all better keep cricket feet-ing in this corner!”

by Applenocinnamon October 7, 2023

Mud Cricket

Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.

Did you see that mud cricket walking down 14th street from the trap house this morning?

by TryThatInASmallTown November 2, 2023

Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

crickets

silence so deafening all you can hear is the crickets chirping

Mom: If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
Me: **crickets**

by BlindOracle November 4, 2021